We're Going on a Beer Hunt

We're going on a beer hunt
We're going to catch a big one
What a beautiful day
We're not scared

What's that?
A pub
A big friendly pub
We can't go over it
We can't go under it
Oh well, we'll have to go into it

Slurpy slurpy
Slurpy slurpy

We're going on a beer hunt
We're going to catch a big one
What a beautiful day
We're not scared

What's that?
A bar
A long beer-serving bar
We can't go over it (that would be a high-jump)
We can't go under it (that would be limbo)

Gluggy gluggy
Gluggy gluggy

We're going on a beer hunt
We're going to catch a big one
What a beautiful day
We're not scared

What's that?
A gastropub?
A real ale gastropub
We can't go over it
We can't go under it
Oh dear.  We'll have to go into it

Drinky drinky
Drinky drinky

We gong on a bee hun
We gong on a bee hun
What a booful da
We're not scared - who you calling scared? - you starting something?

Wassat?
Last orders?
Already? Last orders?
We can't go over it - oh for feck's sake
Quick everyone!  Order!

Quick, real ale!
Drinky drinky
Drinky drinky
Quick, beer!
Gluggy gluggy
Gluggy gluggy
Quick, more beer
Slurpy slurpy
Slurpy slurpy

Back to the hotel,
Back to our rooms,
Into bed,
Oh no! We forgot to get changed.  Oh sod it.
Wake up.
Head hurting.
We're not going on a beer hunt again.
(Yeah, right)